How bra stores seem to think things work:

  • Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
  • C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige. *Lets make them expensive as well, charge $50 minimum
1 year ago | 02:39pm
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