artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

i-effed-it-all-up:

i don’t think that’s the kind of “lab” she’s referring to, delpine

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

(Source: onlylolgifs)

captainmoony:

se7enteenblack:

lightur:

neopats:

aduhm:

if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

that was so hype what

how

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

(Source: a--twist-in-my-story)

stfusexists:

faineemae:

queenofadodi:

Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

Super relevant. 

(Source: morenamagia)

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

this guy really has a need for speed

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

tinytmas:

morgue-legs:

is saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black

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i-effed-it-all-up:

"previously on orphan black"

ah yes

good

all of the things that happened in s1

i need this

i didnt just watch all of this yesterday what are u talkin about [laughs nervously]

theoncomingwolf:

whentheoceanmetsky:

height difference parings where the taller one is bashful and blushy and the smaller one is smirky and overconfident 

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