spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
in math class were doing fractions and using pizza as an example and i keep expecting tumblr user pizza to just burst into the middle of my math class and say something witty
is it ok if i burst in on your text post instead?
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
(Source: vimeo.com)
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD
JUST LIKE “SHUCKS” IT’S A MIXTURE OF “SHIT” AND “FUCK” AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT GOOFY USED TO SAY THAT ALL THE DAMN TIME
I FIGURED THOSE BOTH OUT AT 4:37 AM IN THE MORNING EATING A BOWL OF MAC AND CHEESE IN THE DARK
(Source: jimbertimber)
hello hello introducing my new cosplay of tumblr user pizza
i tried doing a mini photoshoot for a photoset BUT MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I GOT A PICTURE AND
THE SIGH HE GAVE WHEN HE CAME IN
I HAVE FAILED YOU FATHER
this is the best cosplay ever
Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings
